№ 1 The Initials C$44.99
Two letters and a full stop. Could be anyone. Wear it to the office, the meetup, or the keynote lineup, and let people do their own math.
The story
There was a conference. There was an afterparty. There was, at some point, a leather jacket. Beyond that, the record is sealed.
Who is JH? We could not possibly say. It might be your college roommate. It might be a jazz harpist. The shirt makes a claim and declines to elaborate, which is how all the best claims work.
Every tee is printed on demand. No warehouse, no waste, no supply chain allocation list.